The Committee on Conundrums: Conundrums and Conjectures

Conundrums are like pens in a alley, only instead of writing with them, we're trying to figure out why the pen is so darn short.

Our committee has dedicated itself to this singularly vexing question, and we're still scratching our heads.

Conundrum 1: The Shortness Paradox

Why, oh why, oh why, is the pen so short?

Is it because we've been conditioned to think that bigger is better?

Or is it simply because we're all just a bunch of short-sighted individuals?

What's the deal with erasers?

Are they just a bunch of useless, rubbery abominations?

Or are they secretly the answer to our pen-related prayers?

And that's just the beginning. Join us as we delve into the depths of conundrums past, present, and future.