The Committee of Conundrums

Our Achievements

Despite our best efforts, we've managed to achieve the following:

• We've created a meeting schedule that's more complicated than a Rubik's Cube.
• We've perfected the art of saying nothing, while still meeting for hours.
• We've increased the world's supply of stale coffee and lukewarm pastries.

And our crowning achievement:

We've made the phrase "I'm not sure what that means" a national pastime.

Learn more about our paradoxically brilliant methods

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Disclaimer: We're not actually accomplishing anything, we're just really good at talking about it.