Our Totally Not Made-Up Achievement

By some miracle, we've managed to achieve the impossible! Our team of expert conundrum-solvers have cracked the code to the world's most baffling enigma: the optimal way to organize a stapler drawer.

• Learn about our also-not-made-up achievement, which is actually kind of like our first one but with slightly different words.
• Read the completely fabricated history of our achievement, including completely fabricated dates and events.