Jane Doe, Chairperson and Chief Procrastinator, joined the Committee of Conundrums in 2018, and has been attending meetings for exactly 37 minutes every Thursday.
Her biography is a thrilling tale of watching paint dry, but we'll let you read it for yourself.
Other notable members include:
- John Smith - The man who always forgets his lunch
- Emily-123 - The woman who types 1000 words per minute, but never gets anything done