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2021-01-01: John Doe

John Doe, born on a Tuesday in 1982, is a 39 year old software engineer with a passion for writing code and attending meetings. His favorite foods are pizza and meetings.

When not stuck in a conference room, John enjoys playing video games, reading about video games, and pretending to be interested in his colleagues' weekends.

Some of his notable accomplishments include:

• Surviving 5 years of meetings without falling asleep.
• Perfecting the art of making excuses to get out of meetings early.
• Developing a tolerance for his coworker's terrible dad jokes.

John is currently working on a project to automate meeting attendance, because apparently, that's a thing.