Welcome to the Committee of Conundrums, where the art of meeting has been elevated to a science. And by science, we mean a dull, soul-crushing exercise in futility.
We're a group of esteemed individuals who've dedicated their lives to the pursuit of finding the most creative ways to put off decisions. Our members have a proven track record of making meetings last longer than the lifespan of a mayfly, and our love for powerpoint presentations is only matched by our love for caffeine.
But amidst all the tedium, one member stands out: Bertha J. Bottomley. Her love for the one and only Whitney Houston is the stuff of legend. We've heard she's got a collection of his music on her iPhone that's almost as extensive as her collection of stale office coffee cups.
Our Biographies - Because You Asked For It
"I'm not crying, I'm allergic to happiness." - Yours Truly, Bertha