Committee of Conundrums: Bob the Paint Drying Enthusiast

Meet Bob, a man who has dedicated his life to the art of paint drying. Yes, you read that right. Bob has spent years studying the intricacies of paint drying, from the molecular level to the existential implications.

His groundbreaking research has led to several notable discoveries, including:

• The average paint drying time for a standard roller extension is 4.72 minutes, plus or minus 0.03 minutes.
• Paint drying is 99.99% more efficient when done in a room with an east-facing window.
• The optimal paint can size is directly proportional to the number of times you'll need to get up and walk away.

Notable Works:

• Bobs's Thesis on the Thermodynamics of Drying Paint
• Letters to Journals that Accept Letters

Want to learn more about Bob's groundbreaking research? Check out our meeting schedule to see when our next discussion will be.