Our Biography of Word Wizardry: A Boredom-Inducing Experience
Bob: A man of mystery, a master of the mundane, a sultan of the syllable. His life is a never-ending tale of tedium, filled with tales of tedious meetings, and endless spreadsheets.
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His greatest accomplishment: surviving a meeting that lasted 5 minutes longer than expected. His greatest fear: being asked to give a 10% improvement plan for the 3rd quarter. His greatest joy: finding the perfect font to use in Microsoft Word.
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If you ever find yourself lost in the wilderness of Bob's life, don't worry! He's got a map. It's a map of his own making, with every inch marked with "The Break Room" and "The Coffee Machine." It's a map of adventure, of excitement, of boredom.
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