The Committee of Conundrums Presents: How to Not Change a Diaper Without Making a Scene
Are you tired of changing diapers like your life depends on it? Do you find yourself wondering, "Is this really what adulting is all about?" Fear not, dear Committee of Conundrums member, for we have got you covered.
Step 1: Prepare for the Worst
Before you even start, grab a snack. You know, in case things get hairy. A bag of popcorn or a sandwich can work wonders for your focus.
Next, clear your mind with some deep, deep breathing exercises. Visualize the poop you're about to face, and repeat the following mantra: "I am a diaper-changing ninja, hear me roar!"
- Step 2: Gather Your Gear
- Step 3: Get Down to Business (a.k.a. The Diaper-Changing Zone)
- Step 4: The Poop Hits the Fan
- Step 5: The Aftermath (a.k.a. Why Did I Just Do That?)
Step 2: Gather Your Gear
Diaper-changer's best friend: Essential Diaper Changer Gear
Step 3: Get Down to Business (a.k.a. The Diaper-Changing Zone)
Clear the area, people! You don't want any bystanders getting in the way of your diaper-changing zen.