Our Biographies are as Boring as our Meetings
Committee Member 1, also known as "The Guy Who Always Eats Cereal for Lunch"
Subcommittee of Subconundrums:
Committee Member 2, the one with the impressive collection of antique teapots
Committee Member 3, who still lives with his parents
Meetings are held bi-weekly, on Tuesdays, at 10:00 AM sharp, and will be as thrilling as a lecture on crop rotation.