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Member 5: Bertha "The Bureaucrat" Bottomsworth

Bertha "The Bureaucrat" Bottomsworth is a 35-year-old, 3rd-generation civil servant who has spent her entire life studying the art of doing nothing.

Bertha is an expert in the fields of:

• Bureaucratic Red Tape
• Doing Nothing with Excellence
• Taking Long Meetings

Quirks:

• Bertha has a habit of using 3-inch binders to store her 3-inch binders.
• Bertha insists on wearing a different shade of plaid every Monday.