Committee Member Profile: John Doe
John Doe is a member of our Committee of Conundrums, where we spend most of our time trying to figure out what we're supposed to do.
John has been a member of this committee for 5 years, and has managed to attend a grand total of 3 meetings in that time. He claims to be "just really busy" when asked about his lack of participation.
His favorite thing to say is "I'm not sure, but I'm pretty sure it's not my fault."