Minutes of the Most Interesting Meeting Ever

Meeting called to order at 10:00 AM. Chairman, Bob, was late again. Again.

Discussion of the committee's latest brainstorm: "How to make our biographies more boring!"

• Member 1: "We should just write about our favorite foods!"
• Member 2: "No, no, no! We must be more creative than that. I say we write about our favorite hobbies!"
• Chairman Bob: "Hobbies? Bah! Who has hobbies? We're a committee, not a club!"

Decisions made:

• Resolution 1: "We must have more beige walls in the meeting room."
• Resolution 2: "We must have exactly 17 PowerPoint presentations per meeting."

Adjourned at 12:00 PM with a collective shrug.

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