Our Committee of Conundrums

A Collection of Our Boring Biographies

Welcome to the Committee of Conundrums, where we've managed to make even our own meeting minutes exciting... not really. Our members are experts in the field of doing absolutely nothing, and we've got the credentials to prove it.

Meet Your Committee Members (yawn)

Meet Bob, Jane, and John, our esteemed committee members who will put you to sleep faster than a warm glass of milk:

• Bert "The Bureaucratic" Johnson: Our resident expert in doing things the hard way.
• Carol "The Coffee Machine" Smith: Our specialist in finding new ways to make the coffee machine break.
• Dave "The Documenter" Lee: Our go-to guy for writing meeting minutes that put you right to sleep.

The Real Hero of Our Committee

Meet Karen, our secretary, who's been putting up with all of this nonsense since 2007. She's the real hero around here, and we're pretty sure she's the reason the committee still functions (or, well, doesn't). If you want to contact Karen, click here.