Committee of Conundrums

Our Biographies Are as Boring as Our Meetings

Meet the members of the Committee of Conundrums, where the only thing more exhausting than our meetings is our lives.

Chairperson, Jane Doe

Janey's a middle manager in a midlife crisis, stuck in a world of beige cubicles and PowerPoint presentations.

Janey Doe

Member, Bob Smith

Bob's a Bob who's been stuck in this committee for 12 years, and still has no idea what it does.

Bob Smith

Member, Alice Brown

Alice is a professional procrastinator and expert in doing the bare minimum. When she's not on this committee, she's probably on her couch, binge-watching Netflix.

Alice Brown

Member, John Doe

John's a John who's just here for the free coffee and stale donuts.

John Doe View Jane's Bio Read Bob's Story Meet Alice, the Queen of Procrastination

Want to know more about our committee members?

Well, you've come to the wrong place. They're all asleep at the wheel.

Next Meeting: Tomorrow, at 2:00 PM. Again.