Item 2: The Plot Twist
Subcommittee on Boredom and Discontent:
As it turns out, our biographies are as boring as our meetings. But that's not the point. The point is, we're stuck in this room with nothing to do, and we're trying to find the one thing that will make our lives slightly less dull.
We've got our trusty agenda, filled with exciting items like "Discuss the weather" and "Talk about how much we hate our jobs".
But wait, what's this? A plot twist! It seems that one of our members is actually a secret agent, sent to gather intel on our committee's most boring moments. The question is, who is it? Is it our fearless chairperson or someone else?