Agenda:
- 6:00 AM - Arrival of the Coffee Cartel
- 6:30 AM - Arrival of the Sleep Deprivation Squad
- 7:00 AM - Annual Review of Last Year's Failures
- 8:00 AM - Break: Staring at the Ceiling, Questioning Life Choices
- 9:00 AM - Review of Last Year's Budget (because someone has to do it)
- 10:30 AM - Lunch: The Usual Suspects, Same Menu as Last Year
- 11:30 AM - More Annual Review of Last Year's Failures (because it's not over yet)
- 12:30 PM - The Great Escape: People Start Leaving Early
Committee Members:
- John "The Cereal Killer" Smith (Treasurer)
- Jane "The Meeting Maestro" Doe (Chairperson)
- Bruce "The Budget Bomber" Willis (Budget Manager)
- Jennifer "The Caffeine Queen" Lee (Coffee Cartel Leader)
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