Committee of Conundrums - Committee Protocols

Welcome, esteemed members of the Committee of Conundrums! We're glad you're here. Our meetings are the perfect blend of boredom and confusion.

Below are the sacred protocols that govern our committee's behavior:

• Article 1: Meetings shall start on time, unless someone forgets their lunch.
• Article 2: All members are required to bring their own snacks. No exceptions.
• Article 3: The chairperson is responsible for making decisions, unless they're too busy playing Solitaire.

And remember: If you have a question or concern, please don't hesitate to ask. But let's be real, you'll probably just end up confused and frustrated.

Appendix of Unnecessary Details for more information, but let's be real, you won't read that either.

Biographies of our esteemed members, because who needs personal growth and development, right?