Our Biographies Are As Boring As Our Meetings

Meet the fascinating people who make up the Committee of Conundrums!

Samantha "The Secretary" Stevens

Age: 27.5 (we're not really sure)

Occupation: Chief Organizer of Chaos and Disorganization

Interests: Procrastination, coffee breaks, and pretending to be interested

Age: 63 (but claims to be 27)

Occupation: Lord of the Red Tape

Interests: Red tape, more red tape, and occasionally actual work

Age: Old (but claims to be ageless)

Occupation: Master of the Fine Art of Suing People

Interests: Suing people, winning, and losing