Decembers Debacle
Where do we even start? Our biographies have been hijacked by the soulless corporate drones who insist on using Comic Sans and Microsoft Word templates. The excitement is palpable, folks.
We've got 12 members, and each one of us has a "story" that's more thrilling than a PowerPoint presentation about crop rotation in Nebraska. There's Bob, who's been with the company for 17 years and has a 3-page resume that's a testament to tedium. Next to him is Carol, who thinks she's the only one who still remembers the '90s, and has a MySpace page from 2003.
But wait, it gets better! Our team lead, Dave, is a self-proclaimed "visionary" with a 5-year-old blog that's all about his cat's adventures in iambic verse.
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