Committee of Conundrums: Decision Point Three - The Point of Maximal Exasperation

We are at the point where we've been discussing this topic for what feels like an eternity, and yet we still haven't come to a consensus. It's as if we've entered some sort of committee-induced stasis, where time has lost all meaning and all we're left with is a deep sense of existential dread.

Bio 1: The Unremarkable Life of Jane, Bio 2: The Slightly Less Remarkable Life of Bob, and Bio 3: The Life of Someone Who's Probably Not Here all have their say on the matter, but it seems like we're just going through the motions at this point.

Proceed to Decision Point Four - The Point of Utter Despair if you dare, but be warned: it's going to get worse from here.