Our Biographies: A Boring, Soul-Crushing Experience

We're a committee that's been meeting for years, and our biographies are a reflection of our collective existential dread.

• Biography of the Chronic Procrastinator
• Biography of the Caffeine-Dependent
• Biography of the Chronic Naysayer

Decisions Made Without Concern

We've got a system in place that ensures our decisions are as arbitrary as our biographies.

• Decision By Dictatorship
• Decision By Committee of the Most Bored