Our Biographies are as Boring as Our Meetings

By Ed Brown, Esq.

As a seasoned member of the Committee of Conundrums, I'm here to tell you that our biographies are as dull as the PowerPoint presentations that fill our conference rooms.

Take our fearless leader, Bob Smith. He's been with the committee for 20 years and has managed to accomplish nothing of note. His "achievements" include:

• Attending every meeting for the past 20 years
• Maintaining a perfect attendance record (except for that one week he was on vacation)
• Perfecting the art of dozing off during meetings

And don't even get me started on our resident expert, Jane Doe. She's been studying the art of doing absolutely nothing for 10 years, and has written a 500-page treatise on the subject.

You can learn more about our committee's exciting work in our other subpages:

• Our Achievements are as Illusory as our Attendance Records
• More Photos of Ed Brown in his Signature Tie
• Our Meetings will Make you Want to Pull your Hair Out