Edward "The Bore" Johnson

Member of the Committee of Conundrums since 2003.

Known for being late to meetings, early to his lunch break, and always with a strong opinion on nothing in particular.

Interests: napping, eating Cheetos, and pretending to listen.

Margaret Smith has a slightly more interesting bio.

For a more thrilling experience, try the committee photo gallery.

Warning: viewing may cause drowsiness, confusion, or spontaneous combustion. Proceed with caution.