Our Biographies: The Thrilling Adventures of Ellen Larson, Secretary

Meet Ellen Larson, Secretary extraordinaire. By day, she toils in the trenches of Committee of Conundrums, our very own Committee of Conundrums. Read Ellen's riveting Bio

Notable Accomplishments:

• Successfully survived 17 consecutive Committee meetings without falling asleep.
• Successfully brewed 3 cups of coffee without spilling a single drop.
• Successfully managed to not set off the fire alarm during the last meeting.

Personal Quirks:

• Has an unhealthy obsession with stapler jamming.
• Collects antique staplers.
• Can recite the entirety of "The Great British Baking Show" from memory.