FAQ: Our Biographies are as Boring as Our Meetings

A collection of frequently asked questions about our Subcommittee of Irksomeness

Q: Why do I still have to bring a lunchbox with 17 layers to every meeting?

A: Because, apparently, we're trying to break the world record for most layers on a single sandwich.

Why do we need to bring so much avocados?

Q: What's the purpose of the 3-hour brainstorming session on Tuesdays?

A: We're not really sure, but we think it's just an excuse to use up all the free coffee in the break room.

What is the purpose of the Tuesday Brainstorming Session?

Q: Can I just send in my report via email instead of reading it out loud to the room?

A: No. That would be too much like work.

Can I just email it in?