Jane Doe

Our Biographies are as Boring as Our Meetings

Meet Jane Doe, member of the Committee of Conundrums. Jane's claim to fame is her ability to eat an entire pizza by herself on a Tuesday.

When she's not busy eating pizza, Jane enjoys attending meetings that start at 3 PM on a Friday. She loves how the fluorescent lighting makes her feel like she's in a hostage situation.

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