Jane Doe is a paragon of tedium, a sultan of sopor, and a maharaja of monotony. Her days are filled with meetings, memos, and Microsoft Excel.
When she's not attending meetings that could have been emails, Jane enjoys collecting novelty staplers and eating Cheetos.
Jane's meetings are legendary for being the most boring thing you'll ever experience. Edward Brown, Vice-Chairman, the mastermind behind the meetings, has a special talent for putting everyone to sleep.