Bertrand, The Bureaucrats' Secret Life as a Pottery Throwing Technician

Also known as "The Bureaucratic Tactician"

Bertrand, a stalwart member of the Committee of Conundrums, has a secret life that's anything but mundane. By day, he's a stalwart advocate for Byzantine policies and Byzantine procedures. By night, he trades his suit for a pair of gloves, a potter's wheel, and a penchant for all things ceramic.

His pottery creations are the envy of his colleagues, who marvel at his ability to craft a functional yet aesthetically-pleasing mug that still manages to make their coffee taste like a bland, institutional experience.

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