Minutes of Nothingness - Committee of Conundrums

We're not really sure what we're doing here, but we're doing it.

Our meetings are a series of increasingly absurd discussions about nothing in particular.

We've been trying to decide on the best way to spend our time, but we're not really sure what time is.

Our members include:

• John the Unenthused
• Mary the Meta-Sleuth
• Bob the Bureaucratic-Bob

Subcommittee of Silence has been established to deal with all the nothingness that we're not dealing with.

The Committee of Absolute Absurdity has been established to deal with all the absurdity that we're not dealing with.