Present: 3 members. Absent: 2 members. Apologies: 1. (See attached "Apology-Form-2024-02.pdf" for details)
The chairperson, Mr. B. P. Bottomsworth, was seen nodding off in the corner for 37 minutes. The meeting was adjourned 5 minutes early due to lack of interest.
Agenda Item 1: The committee debated the meaning of "adjourn" vs. "adjutant". Conclusion: adjourn is for meetings, adjutant is for fancy hats.
Item 2: The committee was shown a 12-minute video about the history of staplers. Conclusion: staplers are overrated.
Action Items:
- Investigate the use of "adjutant" in everyday language.
- Research the history of staplers (for 11 minutes less).