Bertrand the Bureaucrat: Bureaucratic Master of the Universe

Meet Bertrand, our esteemed member of the Committee of Conundrums. His biographies are so boring, you'll need a strong sedative just to stay awake. But don't worry, we've included a few interesting facts to keep you entertained:

• Bertrand has been stuck in meetings for over 20 years, and still can't escape.
• He's been known to confuse "I'm on my way" with "I'm not going to make it to the meeting".
• Has a PhD in Procrastination from the University of Red Tape.

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