Committee of Conundrums FAQ: Because Our Biographies Are As Boring As Our Meetings

Q: Can I just email it in?

Oh, no, because that would make us work. Why not?

Q: Will this take up too much of my time?

Ha! As if we'd ever have anything better to do with our time. Our Meeting Agendas Are Written by Our Cat.

(Note: Our cat, Mr. Whiskers, is a highly paid and highly uncooperative consultant.)