Our Biographies Are as Boring as Our Meetings Are as Long as Our Meetings Are

Subcommittee of Some What-Its

Welcome to the Subcommittee of Some What-Its! We're a group of highly trained professionals who have mastered the art of doing nothing.

Our biographies are a thrilling mix of uneventful events, unfulfilling experiences, prophets, and unremarkable achievements. We've got the skills, we've got the talent, but we've got the meetings that just won't end.

We're not just a subcommittee, we're a full-fledged committee of unfulfilled potential. Join us for a meeting that's sure to put you to sleep in no time!