December's Dreaded Dotted Tie

Our monthly Tie of the Month Club is in session, and this time we've got a real doozy.

A special committee member, Bob, has designed this monstrosity:

We're not sure what's more astonishing, the crisscross pattern that's supposed to evoke ' winter wonderland' or the fact that Bob still has his job despite this atrocity.

Meet the Designer

Bob: "I just threw this on a piece of graph paper and it looked cool, so I thought, 'Why fix it?'"

Read more about Bob's questionable design sense in our Biographies Are As Boring As Our Meetings section. See the Committee Members Are in Therapy section for a list of those who will be attending.