Tom is a senior bureaucrat with over a decade of experience in creating PowerPoint presentations that put audiences to sleep.
In his spare time, Tom enjoys watching grass grow, reorganizing his stapler collection, and attending committee meetings.
Tom's superpower is his ability to turn any conversation into a 3-hour monologue.
He is a proud holder of the Boring Speech Gold Medal and has been known to have won several Employee of the Month Awards for his exceptional ability to make his coworkers' eyes glaze over.