In a shocking turn of events, our committee was formed in a backroom deal between the janitor, the CEO, and the intern. Their first order of business was to create the perfect meeting.
The meeting, which lasted 3 hours and 14 minutes, was deemed a success by all parties involved. Since then, the committee has met biweekly, every week.
Our biographies, however, remain as dull as a butter knife. We're working on it.