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Meet Bob, Vice Chair of the Committee of Conundrums

Bob has been serving on this committee for 5 years, and in that time, he's managed to accomplish exactly 0 things.

Notable Achievements:

• Attended a meeting in a onesie
• Spoke at length about the importance of meetings
• Failed to show up to a meeting

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