Our Biographies Are As Boring As Our Meetings

Today, we spent 4 hours discussing the nuances of our favorite coffee mug designs. I kid you not, it was a real snooze-fest.

Highlights included:

• One person brought up the importance of ergonomic handle placement
• Another person argued that our current mug design is a metaphor for the meaninglessness of life
• We all agreed that our favorite mug is, in fact, a portal to another dimension

We also took a 30-minute break to contemplate the existential implications of our own mortality.

Next week, we'll be discussing:

• The finer points of our company's dress code
• The optimal ratio of meetings to productivity
• Whether or not to invest in a foosball table for the break room

Stay tuned for more thrilling discussions, and maybe, just maybe, we'll make some progress.