Committee of Conundrums: Conundrum of the Day

Today's Conundrum: "What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen snail?"

Our committee of esteemed experts (okay, just Dave) has been tasked with investigating this pressing question.

Current Theory: The answer is 0.000001 times the speed of the committee's coffee machine.

Subcommittee Report:

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