Our Conundrum of the Month: The Great Sock Puppet Uprising

What's the Deal with Sock Puppets?

Are they secretly plotting against us? Or are they simply trying to find their lost mates in the washing machine?

Join us in our ongoing discussion:

• Theory One: They're just really good at juggling
• Theory Two: They're searching for world domination
• Evidence: The Sock Puppet Manifesto

Notable Sock Puppet Quotes:

“We will not be silenced! We will not be washed! WE WILL NOT BE PAIR-ED!” - Sock Puppet Leader

“I just want to find my matching mate and live a peaceful life.” - Sock Puppet with a Conscience

Related Conundrums:

• The Mysterious Case of the Missing Undergarments
• The Rise of the Sock Irony