Mission 2: Infiltrating the Society of Overthinking Everything

Mission Briefing

You will need to attend a meeting with the Society's leader, Professor Ponderous, and pretend to be an expert on... wait, no. Just be yourself. They won't notice.

Also, be prepared for a 3-hour discussion on the merits of different types of cheese.

Remember, the Society's motto: "Overthinking is the new black."

Possible Obstacles:

• Overthinking-induced analysis paralysis
• The Professor's endless stream of hypotheticals
• A surprise inspection by the Society's accountant, who may not appreciate your lack of expense reports

Possible Outcomes:

• Successful infiltration and gathering of intel
• Getting stuck in an infinite loop of self-doubt
• Being forced to watch a 4-hour PowerPoint presentation on the history of overthinking

Next Steps:

• Attend the meeting with Professor Ponderous
• Report back to HQ with your findings
• Consider taking a vacation to the beach, where you can finally relax without overthinking

For your next mission, you will receive further instructions. Good luck, Agent 3!

Mission 3: Infiltrating the Society of Overthinking's Annual Meeting