Breaking news from the Committee of Conundrums: we've got a conundrum on our hands, folks! It seems that a local donut shop has run out of donuts. We repeat: OUT. OF. DONUTS.
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Stay tuned for further updates on this developing story, and in the meantime, try to keep calm and carry a spare donut in your purse.