Conundrum 11: The Unmitigated Disaster
A Case Study in Engineering Malpractice
Sub-Committee of Unmitigated Disasters
Sub-Committee Chair: Bob Johnson, Chief Engineer of Chaos
Project Overview
We set out to build a simple bridge, but somehow managed to create a 20-story-tall, wobbly monstrosity that's held together with twine and prayers.
Conundrum 12: The SequelKey Features:
- Twine-based structural integrity
- Unstable foundation system
- Unpredictable collapse patterns
Engineering Notes:
We were trying to meet the 6-month deadline, and, uh, "optimization" was a top priority.
Acknowledgments:
- We'd like to thank our contractors, who somehow managed to make it worse.
- And, of course, our lawyers, for helping us draft this disclaimer:
This project may have been a disaster, but it was a disaster with a lot of heart. And some decent coffee machines.