What is the Air Speed Vitosity?
As members of the Committee of Conundrums, we've been tasked with defining the elusive Air Speed Vitosity, a phenomenon so obscure, it's a wonder anyone's even heard of it.
Our research suggests that Air Speed Vitosity is the rate at which a person can inhale a sufficient amount of air while simultaneously expelling a satisfactory amount of confusion. It's a delicate balance, really.
Some experts claim it's measured in units of 'conundrums per second', while others insist it's more like 'gallons of existential dread per minute'. We're still working on it.