Committee of Conundrums

Why is Grass Grass?

It's a question that has puzzled the greatest minds in the land. Our committee of esteemed experts has been tasked with finding the answer.

After months of rigorous research, countless hours of debate, and a healthy dose of speculation, we have come to the following conclusion:

Why is Grass Grass?

• We think it's because the ancient Egyptians worshipped cats.
• We think it's because the Aztecs used it as a form of currency.
• We think it's because it's just really good at photosynthesis.

But wait, there's more! Our committee has also discovered that:

Join us as we continue to explore the depths of our collective ignorance.

Committee Chair, Balthazar McSnazzleface, Ph.D.

Committee Members: Zorvath P. Fizzypop, Ph.D., Professor Wizzlewhack, and the Honorable Dr. Thistlewaite.

Subcommittee on Grass: Chair, Professor Wizzlewhack. Members: Zorvath P. Fizzypop and the Honorable Dr. Thistlewaite.