Welcome, seeker of esoteric knowledge! This is the storied past of Joe, Lord of the Uncertainty Principle. Here, you will find a comprehensive list of his most confounding contributions to the fields of philosophy, physics, and... well, getting lost.
1890 - The Conundrum of the Missing Socks: I, Joe, was convinced that my socks were being eaten by a mischievous band of socks-eating aliens. This led to a groundbreaking study on the nature of missing socks and the human psyche.
1900 - The Paradox of the Inconsistent Toaster: I, Joe, built a toaster that would sometimes toast, sometimes not toast, and sometimes turn into a toaster that would only play the trombone. This led to a series of heated debates about determinism and free will.
1950 - The Conundrum of the Infinite Laundry Pile: I, Joe, was faced with an insurmountable mountain of dirty laundry that seemed to grow exponentially. This led to a profound understanding of the nature of entropy and the futility of cleanliness.
1960 - The Mystery of the Haunted Refrigerator: I, Joe, was convinced that my fridge was possessed by a malevolent spirit. This led to a series of experiments in paranormal physics and a minor refrigerator-related existential crisis.
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