Our team of experts has been working tirelessly to come up with a plan that will inevitably fail, and we've reached Phase 3! This is where things are really getting interesting.
We've managed to create a complex system of interconnected failures, with each component relying on the others to function. It's a marvel of modern incompetence.
Phase 4: The Inevitable Downfall - where we'll finally realize that our plan was a bad idea all along.
Phase 2: Our Brief Glory - a nostalgic look back at the moment when we thought we had it all figured out.
Phase 1: Our Hopeful Visions - where it all began, with our grand ideas and naive optimism.