Folding the Space-Time Continuum: A Committee of Conundrums

Our esteemed members have spent years grappling with the intricacies of time dilation, quantum foam, and the perils of paradox.

Here's what we've learned:

• The Chronon Folding Technique (Patent-pending)
• The Graviton Folding Trick (Provisional)
• The Quantum Foam Folding Solution (In Development)

Stay tuned for more updates on our research, or, you know, don't.

Or, you know, try not to.

• Mild to severe existential dread
• Cosmic disorientation
• Temporary loss of lunch breaks