In Lab 3, our esteemed researchers are still trying to find a way to make the toaster work without setting off the fire alarm. Again.

Despite the many breakthroughs in the field of "accidentally-on-purpose" innovation, the team has yet to achieve anything resembling progress. Instead, they're making a lot of noise, setting off the fire sprinkler, and getting yelled at by the janitor.

When not busy trying to figure out why the coffee machine has decided to dispense only ketchup packets, they're working on "Project: Random Button Pressing" - an experiment in seeing just how many times you can press the "Start" button before it breaks.

Visit us on the 3rd floor, where the smell of burnt coffee and desperation fills the air, and the only "productivity" being achieved is the creation of a 3-foot-high pile of crumpled up papers.

Also, be sure to check out our sister lab, Lab 2: "The Great Sock Drawer Debacle", where the team is hard at work trying to find out why the copier always eats the toner.

Or, if you're feeling really brave, you can try Lab 4: "The Infinite Meeting Room", where the team is trying to break the world record for most hours spent discussing the same topic without actually accomplishing anything.

But don't worry, we're not just sitting around twiddling our thumbs. We're also working on Lab 1: "The Mysterious Case of the Missing Donuts", where the team is on the verge of a major breakthrough... or at least, a major breakthrough in the art of finding the last donut in the box.

Lab 3: The Never-Ending Saga of "We're Not Making Progress, We're Making Chaos"

Inventing solutions, not just excuses.